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Quotes by Andrew A. Rooney

"The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. "
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"If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one. "
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"We're all proud of making little mistakes. It gives us the feeling we don't make any big ones. "
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"I just wish we knew a little less about his urethra and a little more about his arms sales to Iran. "
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"The only people who say worse things about politicians than reporters do are other politicians. "
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"Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new se "
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